"Eleven Hints for Life"

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose

it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,

even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

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7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, gows with a kiss, ends with

a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.

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Life's Funny Quotes

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.” – Lilly Tomlin

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” –Mark Twain

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”-– Abraham Lincoln

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.” –Bob Hope

“That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.”—Emily Dickinson

“Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.” –George Sand

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.” – Isaac Asimov

“Live your life and forget your age.”- – Norman Vincent Peale

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. “-– Will Rogers

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” – Soren Kierkegaard

“The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.” –Angelina Jolie

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.” ~Danny Kaye

“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” –Charlie Brown

“Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

“Everything has been figured out, except how to live.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

“It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.” — Edna St. Vincent Milly

“Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.” –Timothy Fuller

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”—Robert Frost

“Life is something that everyone should try at least once.” —Henry J. Tillman

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“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” — Reba McEntire

“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t” — Richard Bach

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” –- Oscar Wilde

“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.” –William S. Burroughs